honeybits:

This was a life changing revelation for me.

ruinedchildhood:

Pooh, you selfish piece of shit

the best of Jim Kirk’s unfortunately inappropriate faces

meghantonjes:

@keithwoacrew

talesof4chan:

Guy talks about a chest deformity
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

assiest:

pool party and everyone’s invited!! bring your own pool!

mamrie:

Wait, but like„ what was that again, Facebook? Ohhhhh. BABY samples. For a second there I thought… no, but for reals, what?

when jesus is born I get presents

when jesus dies I get chocolate 

I love jesus