Skip the drive-through and get lucky.
I am so glad this is mint, I thought they were making a collard green milkshake and I was so upset
I posted a status on FB asking if it was too late to become a mermaid and one of my aunts called my mom with concerns. “Everyone’s posting about buying new cars and getting engaged and getting degrees and moving up in life and then you’ve got Bria’ talking about becoming a mermaid??? And people were commenting on it.” And my mom was like “You’re talking about a 20 year old who owns a dinosaur onesie and a ukulele.”
we all know that feeling, vending machine
all about stalkers and murderers <3
In her eyes, everything is out to get me. She still can’t copy and paste. She tries so hard. Technology is not her thing. xD
medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later
My cousins the best at snapchat and you can’t convince me otherwise
Bruh ima use some of these.
regular activities for those couples who catch a cold together